Butch Dixon
Starring Xavi Duran and Casio
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve considered myself an otter evolving into a silver fox. But last night a well-known muscle bear told me that I was not an otter. He said I was too old to be one (the first time I’ve ever heard of an age limit on Otterdom), but more importantly, he said I was too big to be an otter. Not fat. Gym big. Then he called me a bear!
A couple of other guys there who have known me a little longer said that even though I’ve gotten bigger, I’ve always had too slender a build to be a bear. One of them even said he considered me a wolf.
Yes. I could definitely get into being a wolf…