Category Archives: Straight Guys

Dirty Tony — Damon



Last week on DirtyTony.com we were introduced to a scruffy little fuck name Damon. To me he looked kind of strung out, and since heroin chic is so passe, I nearly thumbed to the next sticky web page.

Then I noticed Damon’s giant pendulous balls. Swinging back and forth between his legs as he whacked, these potatoes were an incredible side dish to his uncut meat. It’s like the whole package was just dragging his groin to the tile floor.

I’m convinced Damon will be one of those dirty old men you find swinging it in the shower at the gym. Howdy, son. Wanna take a ride!

< Get Dirty >

New Site Alert! — Southern Strokes

Howdy, Big-Dicked Bobby!

Relative newcummers Southern Strokes have found a special place in my heart. They gather starry-eyed amateurs (straight, gay, bi) from the South and help them get their start in the adult industry with their first solo and duo scenes.

These aren’t the same guys you see all over. We’re talking new, fresh meat, and lots of it. There’s some serious cock attached to these Southern gentlemen, and while they tend to the younger men, the guys have all got something a little rougher (hooray!) than your average twink.

Two cocks up! < Get Dirty >

Straight Guys For Gay Eyes — Easy hires

Gay cross of Brad Pitt and my personal trainer

Normally SG4GE would be way out of my desirable zone. I think it’s a brilliant concept, and I love seeing all kinds of cock in action. The problem is that I don’t want The Ladies involved when I’m watching my fantasy dudes roll. Why, then, is it brilliant?

Lots of us got our early sex beginnings from straight porn… remember Dad’s secret stash of magazines in the tool shed? There’s a much wider pool of models… every straight guy I know wants to be in porn. And for a lot of people, myself included, there’s a special bulge dedicated to the “straight” model who gets off on being watched by other guys.

Take Alan Stafford: tattooed, ripped, a little goofy. I can’t decide whether to stroke my boner or laugh at the sunglasses he keeps on his head throughout the scene. The camera does stay trained on him nicely, but you be the judge whether or not you’re into straight porn for gay men. < Get Dirty >