Last night I finally made out with this giant muscle guy who’s been hitting on me for a while. I’ve held back up to this point because he’s got one of those faces that is perpetually boyish.
After an extra drink or two, we were getting pretty touchy-feely and, with a firm hold on his amazing muscular body, I planted one on him.
Of course, he had to turn out to be a great kisser. Now what do I do?
I just don’t think I can fuck someone with a babyface…