OMG. There was an adorable little guy serving us at the restaurant last night. We all agreed he would be super-fun to toss around! But none of us got his number. What’s wrong with us??
Still, it’s given me a hankering for short men again. Like it ever left!
It’s time for BBQ, apple pie and baseball, so if Coach won’t let you play, don’t let that deter you. Step into his office before the next big game and show him your ass(ets)!
Oh, my god. Even after feeding the bears yesterday, I’m still so fucking horny. I’ve literally been walking around with a boner today. No lie. I went to yoga with a boner. Bought my lunch with a boner. Well, I didn’t buy my lunch with a boner, but I had one while I was in line.
And everyone on Scruff I want is either at work right now or hundreds of miles away. Arrrgh!
Usually I don’t see dick at my gym…it’s not that kind of gym. But good god damn this ripped, muscular black guy stepped out of the shower as I was walking by, and his huge black cock was just swinging for all to see. And then he winked at me!
If I hadn’t been so caught off guard, I would have followed him into the changing cubicle and started a sword fight…