Cazzo Club
Featuring Chris Brown and Jack Janus
I’ve had a long-standing lust for car mechanics. There’s something hyper-sexual about the environment, the tools, the smells, the testosterone. And some of the first porn mags I ever discovered were inside a tool box in a garage.
So even though these two really should be much hairier, this scene still made me leak…
Tag Team Ass Bangers
Featuring Shay Michaels, Cutler X, Dayton O’Connor and Adam Russo
I just found out that someone I fucked last week tested positive for syphilis, and even though I didn’t do anything outside my acceptable level of risk, I’m thinking I still should get tested for it. Problem is, I won’t be able to completely confirm whether or not I got it until next week.
Looks like Pride this weekend isn’t going to be as piggy for me as I thought.
Being a responsible adult sucks.
Raw Fuck Club
Featuring Kory Mitchel and Dolf Dietrich
I’m in Orlando this weekend and Pride is in full swing! The city is being flooded with overpriced parties, odd celebrities and tons of horny tourists who are looking for any excuse to escape the Mouse House and hook up.
How will my penis survive??
Stunners, Scene 4
Featuring Sean Zevran and Josh Conners
I find Josh Conners silly in an un-sexy way, and I certainly don’t need to see him top someone. That said, I like Sean Zevran as a bottom or a top, and I think he does both equally well here.
Being totally 50/50 versatile is a quality that I find rare among men, whether performing in porn or in real life. I wish I could pull it off, but then again, I’m pretty damn good at what I do…
Cazzo Club
Featuring Carioca and Axel Ryder
Does anyone else miss American Gladiators? It was so fake and steroidal and shiny, late-80’s porn-like.
If only they had actually fucked each other at the end of the battles. And been hairy…
Posing For Pleasure
Featuring Marc Williams, Draven Torres and Max Chevalier
I’ve been seeing too many bodybuilders and muscular porn stars with tiny dicks lately.
It’s nice to see that the, ahem, “water weight gain” hasn’t affected everyone downstairs…
Into Darkness
Featuring Race Cooper and Seven Dixon
I’ve been getting some talented ass lately, but not quite from the beefy studs I’ve been yearning for. Looks like I need to hit the beaches this weekend or find myself a rancher up in horse country.
Either way, I’ll be smacking my pelvis on muscle butt by Monday…