Cazzo Club
Featuring Andy Nickel and Christopher Fleur de Lis
The sights and smells of garages and workshops are so hyper-masculine that it’s hard for me not to get a boner when I walk into one. I tent my shorts every time I get an oil change and get blue balls when it’s time to change a watch battery.
It doesn’t help that my father ran his business out of an old garage when I was growing up, and it was there that I discovered a stash of porn magazines at the bottom of an old tool box.
Trust me, I know what goes on in back after the garage doors close for the night…
Since my master bedroom has a mirror on the ceiling, I always encourage guys to check it out if they’re on their backs, and of course I steal a glance when they’re riding me. Problem is, it can be a little far for some to see their expressions clearly, especially when the room is dimly lit.
Solution? Mirrors on insides of closet doors. Open doors before sex for new, close-up angles!
That is, if your eyes aren’t rolled back inside your head…
I’m kind of glad that my gym doesn’t have open showers where crazy shenanigans go down. Even when I used to workout over at the bathhouse, I just liked to get in and out of there.
Although I skipped out on the drunken debauchery of leather night last night (I heard it was a good one), I thoroughly enjoyed watching Hugh Jackman’s giant muscle physique and naked ass walk across the screen in the latest X-Men movie:
I think it was a fair trade, especially since I already made plans to get with my hairy muscle pup this afternoon…
Cut to the Chase, Scene 2
Featuring Mike Tanner and Anthony London
Mike Tanner is so cute and cuddly, sort of like a dirty blonde version of my bearfriend. Which is probably why I want to see him bottoming, despite the fact that he looks like he makes a perfectly fine top…