It’s the last day of the first Mercury Retrograde of 2015, and it’s supposedly going to be the worst day of it. I know mine started off on the wrong foot! So we each have two choices: fight back or take it.
Either way the tests are going to come today, so why not have some fun with it…
You know those straight guys at the gym who don’t know that what they’re doing arouses the gay guys? Not the ones who think so much of themselves that they think even gay guys want them, but the oblivious hot ones who bend over at the waist to pick up the bar. The same ones who lift up their shirts to wipe their faces or do squats like they’re sitting on a big dick?
Well, one of them at my gym (a soccer coach, I think) wore a sleeveless shirt today and it was like watching a Michelangelo sculpture exercise. Damn. I’d love to see him stripped and manhandled by me and a couple of my friends…
I’ve been getting lucky so often lately that sometimes it feels like there’s a virtual orgy going down. I’ve actually been referring these guys to each other, too, so I have to imagine that (at least) a 3-way is somewhere in my near future…