Why is it that all the guys who’ve been hitting on me lately are so clean cut? Even at the Movember beer festival I went to last night, hardly anyone was sporting facial hair, other than the free fake ‘staches being passed out. I definitely need more fur in my diet.
In the meantime, I have employed the time machine that is the Internet to return to a hairier time, mid-2012, when we saw a lot more of the Bob Hagers and Will Swaggers of the world…
Cut his hair shorter, and Mike De Marko could totally pass for this hot little guy who used to work on my landscaper’s crew. Unfortunately, I never got to fuck him, but I would always catch him checking me out when they came over to do my house.
Of course, he could have just been hypnotized by my big dick stuffed into the Speedos I would wear whenever they came over.
What can I say? In the summer, they always came during peak tanning time…
Breaking the Fourth Wall really turns me off in most scenes where there’s more than one model, but Johnny V was able to make it work for me.
The sincerity in his eyes (and the camera angle) made me believe that it could be my cock he’s enjoying getting rammed into his perfect little butthole…
I’ve been so focused on Jon Shield’s bottoming skills that I had no idea he would turn out to be such capable top. It’s kind of a problem, though. Really, both of them make better bottoms.
It’s a fun overall storyline, and you know I think Tommy Defendi can do no wrong. But I just wasn’t feeling the sex in this scene (or in any part that I’ve watched so far of this video).
It comes across to me as passionless and formulaic…
