“A crowd of horny men torment and gang fuck Ray Han before dousing his face in cum.”
That would be the plan for me tonight, too, but this cold front has gotten everyone bundled up and not especially willing to drop their pants in public.
I may have to invite a few friends over instead. I’m feeling especially randy, and I know a few good bottoms who would jump at the chance at being the center of attention…
So I was able to fit into an old sailor costume last night, meaning I went out to the big bar with the big costume contest, and although I didn’t enter, I had a blast sailing the Seven Seas.
And I woke up with a vicious hangover.
Luckily for me, I met a sexy newsie at the club who stayed in touch, despite his equally horrific hangover. I took him to lunch at a local gastropub then brought him home to fuck the hell out of him. Roll of the dice, I know. But since we had only recently eaten, his ass was still perfectly clean, just as he had planned.