Destroyer, Scene 1
Starring Spencer Whitman and Tegan Zayne
You guys are so sweet! I’ve already gotten two marriage proposals from people outside the United States, offering me citizenship if I need to escape my country.
It’s all very intriguing, but for now I’m staying put and getting a taste of the international by hooking up with a Middle Eastern flight attendant on his overnight from London. Dark hair, olive skin, light golden eyes. Very hot.
Which, if anyone’s counting, will make Puerto Rican, White, Black and Middle Eastern so far this month. Doing my part to celebrate diversity!
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