Everyone knows I’m into olive-skinned guys, but I’ve never really been turned on by the American guido. You don’t have to be Italian to sport the look, and, as with Jorge Alvarez here, the problem is not the body, but the hair.
Yes, he may be trimmed to kind of an odd length on the body, but I’m actually talking about his above-the-neck follicles. Put this guy in a beard, don’t over-wax the eyebrows and lay off the hair gel, kid. Then I might be more able to focus on your attempt at a hands-free orgasm…