Happy Valentine’s Day, my dirty gay readers. For VD this year, I hope you find a guy who will squat-fuck you so long that he gets to skip “legs” at the gym this week… and stays hard while he’s doing it!

If that’s not in the cards this year, then have sex with yourself using Playbook as your guide. Take it from me: their promo clip above isn’t nearly as hot as the rest of the video! < Get Dirty >