Dirty Tony — Fabian

Keep that mouth shut!

Another good example of why straight men should be seen and not heard: Fabian.

If he had just kept his mouth shut, I could have gotten at least two of my daily wankings out of his cum-filled performance. But instead he sounds almost like a whiny queen on some kind of short ego trip, which is a sure boner-shortener in my experience. Plus, there’s something howler-monkey-ish about his look… very disconcerting.

Just focus on the incredible bod and long-distance cum shot, gentlemen!

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Men At Play — Ted Colunga & Eric Lexis

Everybody knows that my drool pools at Ted Colunga’s feet. Thankfully, there’s plenty of him out in the scene, including the recent release of Your Move from Men At Play.

Sadly, I did have a problem with Eric Lexis. He’s got an incredible face, but the rest of his body and performance are unimpressive. It’s almost as if he’s being hidden by his suit… on purpose.

Dirty Gay Readers, just focus on hairy, beefy Colunga and everything will be all right.

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