Kevin Kline’s mustachioed acting roles have always made a tent in my pants. And above is what he’d look like if he were a little more blue collar and a lot more dirty gay!
There’s something about Phenix Saint in scene 4 from The Dude Show: Reality Sucks that reminds me of Ashton Kutcher with a sharp haircut, plugs and tattoos…
When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
Are those tattoos real?
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]
Although it’s still very warm where I live, the first of October has me thinking about hot men in union suits exposing themselves. And hunky MMA fighter Simon Marini is the perfect example!