Category Archives: Straight Guys

New Site Alert! — Southern Strokes

Howdy, Big-Dicked Bobby!

Relative newcummers Southern Strokes have found a special place in my heart. They gather starry-eyed amateurs (straight, gay, bi) from the South and help them get their start in the adult industry with their first solo and duo scenes.

These aren’t the same guys you see all over. We’re talking new, fresh meat, and lots of it. There’s some serious cock attached to these Southern gentlemen, and while they tend to the younger men, the guys have all got something a little rougher (hooray!) than your average twink.

Two cocks up! < Get Dirty >

Straight Guys For Gay Eyes — Easy hires

Gay cross of Brad Pitt and my personal trainer

Normally SG4GE would be way out of my desirable zone. I think it’s a brilliant concept, and I love seeing all kinds of cock in action. The problem is that I don’t want The Ladies involved when I’m watching my fantasy dudes roll. Why, then, is it brilliant?

Lots of us got our early sex beginnings from straight porn… remember Dad’s secret stash of magazines in the tool shed? There’s a much wider pool of models… every straight guy I know wants to be in porn. And for a lot of people, myself included, there’s a special bulge dedicated to the “straight” model who gets off on being watched by other guys.

Take Alan Stafford: tattooed, ripped, a little goofy. I can’t decide whether to stroke my boner or laugh at the sunglasses he keeps on his head throughout the scene. The camera does stay trained on him nicely, but you be the judge whether or not you’re into straight porn for gay men. < Get Dirty >

New Site Alert! — Broke and horny straight men

Throw that straight guy a bone!

It’s the latest in gay-for-pay adventures, BrokeandHorny.com. Because you know that when straight guys are both broke AND horny, there’s only one logical conclusion. Do gay porn for money!

For me the excitement is about humiliating the fuck out of these guys, but this newest gay-for-pay site really spends more time exploiting amateurs for their hotness. Everyone can be bought and sold for the right price, so why not enjoy exerting the power of control while they’re choking down on your dick! < Get Dirty >

All-American Heroes — Straight… or STR8?

God bless America!

There’s something about large back tattoos that’s hard to forget, and I’m pretty damn good with faces. So when I saw tattooed Rusty and red-faced Beau on All-American Heroes, I instantly recognized them.

These two minor league players have made their rounds, and it’s obvious from looking at them why they’d be popular. But, come on… straight? Even foot fetish grand poobah FootFriends claimed these guys were straight during their recent shoots there.


I just don’t see it. And I don’t see the fireman schtick working either. Put on a pair of red suspenders and a yellow slicker for Pete’s sake. Then put on Pete!!

Not that I care too much. Hot body on one, hot ass on the other, and they’re having a hot old time. I’d just prefer a spade being called a spade… and a cocksucker a cocksucker! < Get Dirty >