Randy Blue
Starring Markus Kent and Lukas Valentine
I’ve been finding myself in the right place at the right time a lot. So last night when I got the urge for a burger and shake (stuff I don’t usually), I happily drove over to Shake Shack for a snack.
In line in front of me was this tiny little whisp of a Latino twink in tiny little skinny jeans with an extremely pretty face, sort of like Lukas Valentine. Then I realized that the fat girl with him wasn’t his hag. It was his mother.
Does this kid even know he’s gay yet? Okay, with the eyebrow-shaping and the outfit, he knows something. Still, did I just get attracted to an underage boy? Ickth! Gross!! I picked a table far away and focused on my food, which was super delicious, by the way.
And super fattening. By the time I got home, I was ready for a bike ride and, hey, why not an evening workout? So I biked to the gym…and ran into a young, compact, Latino twunk, who was the grown up version of skinny jeans boy. And although I didn’t take him home, I at least laid the groundwork.
Right place, right time…