Randy Blue — Jeremy & Trent

The farmer takes a wife

Maybe Randy Blue should consider changing their name to Randy Blah because I am bored to tears with their latest release.

Trent Davis is utterly uninspiring and clearly not the butchest bottom in the bunch. In fact, the only appeal this scene has is some nice tight briefs and the enormous size contrast between Trent and Jeremy Walker.

Jeremy is a massive brute who demonstrates how not to kiss a man and obviously knows his way around a steroid cycle. Did someone say bloat?

If you like seeing guys fuck like men and women, this may be the video for you.

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Men At Play — Fresh meat!!

Normally I wouldn’t give so much attention to MenAtPlay.com in a single month, even though I usually love their shit. This month I’m making an exception so that I can alert my Dirty Gay Readers to new talent Christian Alexander.

Although Christian has a shiny, pussy mouth that clearly should be corrected with the addition of a thick moustache, this new meat scores high points for fuckability, in that he brings back what MAP has been lacking of late: using the suit for its arousal value, instead of just as a prop.

A-, Christian Alexander. Now, go and grow a beard before Daddy has to come down and fuck some sense into you.

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Dirty Tony — Fabian

Keep that mouth shut!

Another good example of why straight men should be seen and not heard: Fabian.

If he had just kept his mouth shut, I could have gotten at least two of my daily wankings out of his cum-filled performance. But instead he sounds almost like a whiny queen on some kind of short ego trip, which is a sure boner-shortener in my experience. Plus, there’s something howler-monkey-ish about his look… very disconcerting.

Just focus on the incredible bod and long-distance cum shot, gentlemen!

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