Male Perfection — Self-love

Love... exciting and new!

Yesterday I featured Mitch Bennett, a hairy, all-natural bodybuilder with a hot, butch attitude. So today, of course, I have been affronted by the opposite.

“Kyle Bill” from Male Perfection [site closed] is a great example of what I don’t like when it comes to guys and muscle. Puffed up like a pastry and manscaped to within an inch of a Mexican Hairless, this poor girl is trying to delude us with her glamour shots.

Sorry, Kyle Bill. I’m just not aroused by thinking about your so-called wife’s unpaid boob job.

Randy Blue — Cumming up short?

Mitch the mark

He’s got a fucked up grill and a little dick, but I still give Mitch Bennett some props. That physique must not have been easy to come by (although coming on is a completely different story). And he doesn’t seem to suffer from steroid bloat.

I love the veins-a-popping, and the hole between those two big hams looks sooo inviting. I even like that lat fur of his. A+ to bodybuilders who keep at least some of their body hair!

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Men At Play — Cuffed and stuffed

Pony rides - 50 cents

David Bathory is what I would call a “pony.” These are the tall and slender men out there with Antonio Banderas-style ponytails, a cocky attitude and just the right amount of muscle to get them into trouble.

My first boyfriend was a blonde pony… not to be messed with!

So it was nice to see Danny Starr in the role of the horny maintenance guy take control and ride this pony for all he was worth. Giddy-up, David Bathory. Giddy-up!

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