Randy Blue — Cumming up short?

Mitch the mark

He’s got a fucked up grill and a little dick, but I still give Mitch Bennett some props. That physique must not have been easy to come by (although coming on is a completely different story). And he doesn’t seem to suffer from steroid bloat.

I love the veins-a-popping, and the hole between those two big hams looks sooo inviting. I even like that lat fur of his. A+ to bodybuilders who keep at least some of their body hair!

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Men At Play — Cuffed and stuffed

Pony rides - 50 cents

David Bathory is what I would call a “pony.” These are the tall and slender men out there with Antonio Banderas-style ponytails, a cocky attitude and just the right amount of muscle to get them into trouble.

My first boyfriend was a blonde pony… not to be messed with!

So it was nice to see Danny Starr in the role of the horny maintenance guy take control and ride this pony for all he was worth. Giddy-up, David Bathory. Giddy-up!

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Dirty Tony — Damon



Last week on DirtyTony.com we were introduced to a scruffy little fuck name Damon. To me he looked kind of strung out, and since heroin chic is so passe, I nearly thumbed to the next sticky web page.

Then I noticed Damon’s giant pendulous balls. Swinging back and forth between his legs as he whacked, these potatoes were an incredible side dish to his uncut meat. It’s like the whole package was just dragging his groin to the tile floor.

I’m convinced Damon will be one of those dirty old men you find swinging it in the shower at the gym. Howdy, son. Wanna take a ride!

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