I went out to a comedy show with friends last night, one of whom is constantly horny and very loud about it. He’s also short in stature, and next to me he seems very, very small.
To be clear, I don’t want any benefits included with our friendship, but it got me thinking about what it would be like to hook up with someone around his size. I’ve always been attracted to shorter than average men, but a guy who’s like 5’4″? Hot!
OMG. There was an adorable little guy serving us at the restaurant last night. We all agreed he would be super-fun to toss around! But none of us got his number. What’s wrong with us??
Still, it’s given me a hankering for short men again. Like it ever left!
It’s time for BBQ, apple pie and baseball, so if Coach won’t let you play, don’t let that deter you. Step into his office before the next big game and show him your ass(ets)!
Oh, my god. Even after feeding the bears yesterday, I’m still so fucking horny. I’ve literally been walking around with a boner today. No lie. I went to yoga with a boner. Bought my lunch with a boner. Well, I didn’t buy my lunch with a boner, but I had one while I was in line.
And everyone on Scruff I want is either at work right now or hundreds of miles away. Arrrgh!