Scene 3 from Stag featuring Alessio Romero and Brayden Forrester didn’t exactly get my dirty gay rocks off.
But I still had fun imagining that Forrester is sort of a gay porn version of that lispy kid from the Superbad and Kick Ass movies, Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
The real Christopher Mintz-Plasse:
Beating off to furry stud Colby Keller, with his inviting eyes and moans, is a great way to wake up in the morning. Or to watch over and over all afternoon, fantasizing about being more than just his cameraman.
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And after a while, I finally figured out that (especially in the voice) he reminds me of a hotter, dirty gay version of Morgan Spurlock.
The real Morgan Spurlock:
I’m having trouble figuring out which male celebrity (or mix of celebrities) Jack Archer reminds me of. Maybe because I keep jizzing every time I mentally put my hands through his chest hair…
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But there’s definitely some Paul Rudd in there.
The real Paul Rudd:
Maybe I should have asked for Dale Cooper for my birthday.
I’d forgotten just how hard this mustachioed young buck with a big dick (and convincing Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike) makes me.
And he loves ass play? Let me at him!
I still wish Jorge Alvarez would grow a beard.
Even so, watching this cocky, muscular guido use both hands to jack a huge load from his giant cock onto his furry abs was enough to satisfy…
Okay. Bruno Knight and Rogan Richards are both incredibly hot, and this slutty seduction and power fuck made me instantly cream my jeans, but it finally occurred to me who Richards reminds me of…
A dirty gay Australian version of Mark Consuelos!
The real Mark Consuelos:
Definitely all on my To Do List.
Wow. Dale Cooper.
Not only is hot in a vaguely Jake Gyllenhaal kind of way:
But with that mustache, light fur, muscle, ink and face, Dale Cooper is hot in his own kind of way. Can’t wait to see him do some fucking!
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