Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Gay suit sex for Aquaman

Sunday, August 23rd, 2020

Ripped blonde stud with celebrity good looks has gay suit sex.

Of all the superheroes with visible penis lines, it was really Aquaman who made me the hardest. His powers weren’t the best, but the way he moved that body was.

Watching Neil Stevens reminded me
of Aquaman….

The REAL Aquaman

Maybe you see Sting instead…

The REAL Sting

Whatever.

I just wish I could take Rocky’s place and get my hands on that swimmer’s build!

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Leather fisting (& Woody Harrelson?) at the Eagle

Wednesday, August 12th, 2020

Two men in leather use harnesses and chains to help the tall male receive a serious fist up the ass.

Starring stocky strawberry-blonde Adam Faust giving some well-deserved leathery applause (in the form of a hardcore ass-fisting) to tall drink of piggy bottom (and occasional Woody Harrelson impersonator) Mason Garet.

The real Woody Harrelson:

The REAL Woody Harrelson

It’s scene one of Spread Eagle

Or as I call it, just another Thursday afternoon at the LA Eagle!

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Jake Shears on steroids

Monday, July 27th, 2020

Mega-buff male bodybuilder in a muscle worship jack-off scene.

Sorry for the choppiness of the video, but from certain angles doesn’t Martin Surovic look like a mega-buff, Czech version of Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears:

The real Jake Shears

I wonder if “Jake” would remember me from long ago in Seattle and visits to a mutual friend in NYC… Congratulations on your success!

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Another Actor’s Gay Porn Dopplegänger

Thursday, July 16th, 2020

Did Lee Evans (the actor who played “Tucker” in There’s Something About Mary) secretly do gay porn at a younger age using the stage name Rick Bauer?

The real Lee Evans

It’s like my nerd boner for Tucker summoned a dirty gay version of him!

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Dominic Monaghan Ass Fucked By Me

Saturday, June 20th, 2020

Normally I wouldn’t go this young… or small. But Glen Woods reminds me of someone I really do want to fuck:

Dominic Monaghan

The real Dominic Monaghan who I want to have gay sex with.

(And I wouldn’t mind a roll in the hay with Triston Sanchez either!)

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Jimmy Fallon Sucks & Fucks In The Locker Room?

Monday, June 15th, 2020

Another slim, hairy, straight guy gets led into having gay sex when the girl doesn't show.

Is it just me or does Seth Roberts look like a young, dirty gay version of Jimmy Fallon when he’s tricking Tucker Bradley into gay locker room sex?

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The real Jimmy Fallon:

The real Jimmy Fallon

 

Kevin Kline Gay? — Workin’ Men XXX

Thursday, May 14th, 2020

What actor Kevin Kline would look like in a blue collar gay porn video.

Kevin Kline’s mustachioed acting roles have always made a tent in my pants. And above is what he’d look like if he were a little more blue collar and a lot more dirty gay!

The real Kevin Kline:

The real Kevin Kline

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Street tramps Henry and Eddie