Tim Tales
Featuring Tim Kruger and Jonathan Miranda
I’m a little hungover after spending so much time drinking in the sun yesterday, but I can still remember most of what happened.
The party started at 2p, and I wanted to get there early so I could socialize with friends before everyone got too drunk. My plan was to leave before sunset, since that’s when the fuckery always starts at events like these.
Although I flirted with a couple of cute guys and made lots of innuendo, I really didn’t want to stick around for the full-on sex party. I almost got convinced to stay by a few guys who wanted me for their own selfish purposes, but instead I got out of there just as the fucking began.
And I only got my dick sucked once. I think…