Southern Strokes — Construction workers!

Straight men with Southern strokes

Southern Strokes makes another juicy swipe at my pants with Thursday’s update, Alabama construction worker Coy. It’s hard to go wrong with a hot, muscled construction worker!

He may have an oddly shaped head, but pull out your dick and focus below the neck, and I’m sure you’ll have no problem getting off. Look at that rippling straight man ass… now that’s a beautiful side-view!

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Male Perfection — Self-love

Love... exciting and new!

Yesterday I featured Mitch Bennett, a hairy, all-natural bodybuilder with a hot, butch attitude. So today, of course, I have been affronted by the opposite.

“Kyle Bill” from Male Perfection [site closed] is a great example of what I don’t like when it comes to guys and muscle. Puffed up like a pastry and manscaped to within an inch of a Mexican Hairless, this poor girl is trying to delude us with her glamour shots.

Sorry, Kyle Bill. I’m just not aroused by thinking about your so-called wife’s unpaid boob job.

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