Is it just me, or did the Bulldog Pit miss the mark on Valentine’s weekend? They’ve certainly got all the right components for a dirty gay stew: illicit toilet sex, testosterone-filled hairy hunks with an older guy or two in the mix, big uncut cocks… other-worldly back-lighting.
But somehow it just didn’t add up for me. It felt less like hot, unscripted free-for-all and more like heavy breathing for, well, the sake of breathing heaving. Little bulldog, too much pit. < Get Dirty >
Mason Wyler — Youthful Manfuckings
If only I had been as self-aware back in the day as young porn stars like Mason Wyler are today… my asshole would be worn out by now! Seriously, though, I love his determination to get paid for taking as much giant cock as possible. The appeal of his voracious sluttiness even overtakes his high-pitched squeals, which for some are a huge turn-on… but not for me.
Nonetheless, dreamboat Miguel Prange is a perfect partner in this dirty gay pairing that made me instantly hard. And look at his, well, everything! < Get Dirty >
Str8Cam — New camera!
Jeff finally got a new high-quality camera over at Str8Cam, and I couldn’t be more excited. Wait a minute… yes, I can! Stuff Jeff into a pair of Speedos, then put on a soapy shower show and I am definitely more excited! Sometimes you have to get clean to < Get Dirty >
Massive Studio — Jake Dakota and “The Look”
He may not be as hung or polished as other porn stars, but if he was, why would I want to point him out to you! Jake is surly, hairy and wants you to watch him be a dirty fucking pig. With just one look, he tells you that he wants you to be there… and that he wants to do you next!
Check out his rough leathery fuck with Adam Faust. < Get Dirty >
Titan Men — Playbook demands squats!
Happy Valentine’s Day, my dirty gay readers. For VD this year, I hope you find a guy who will squat-fuck you so long that he gets to skip “legs” at the gym this week… and stays hard while he’s doing it!
If that’s not in the cards this year, then have sex with yourself using Playbook as your guide. Take it from me: their promo clip above isn’t nearly as hot as the rest of the video! < Get Dirty >
Randy Blue — David Gets Dirty
Blue, blue, blue, Randy Blue. Their materially certainly can get overplayed. I personally am tired of Leo Giamani’s performances, which seem to become more plastic with every fuck.
On the the other hand, enter fuzzy little pup David Chase and his Pacific Northwest style. Very endearing, less egomania and a better end result for the swelling in my pants. I just hope he doesn’t get as quickly used up and tired as Giamani has become. < Get Dirty >
Butch Dixon — Cigar Daddy
Sometimes I feel like Christian, hungry for fat cock and eager to get my ass fucked. And sometimes I’m like Oliver, the cigar smoking Daddy with a swagger and a big-knobbed piece that needs to be serviced.
Put them together and you get dynamite (or in my case, narcissism). This is classic leather Daddy sex. Awesome. < Get Dirty >