Since my massage guy is on vacation and I’m horny from striking out yesterday, I decided to go for a sure thing…my old massage guy who I had to quit seeing because our sessions became all about him getting me aroused and getting me off.
Finally back on track after the verrry long weekend, just in time for the next weekend. I thought my muscle-y, furry puppy was going to be here to play with, but since he’s out of town, I’m going to have to find another petting zoo.
Maybe paddleboarding, naked yoga or even a pool party. Whatever.
Just as long as there are hairy pecs and abs involved…
The Speedos have started pouring in from every corner of the globe as I make my final selections for Gay Days upcoming pool parties. The built-in cockrings and enhancing cups just get in the way of my junk, and a couple of the suits clearly are cut for a man with a much more substantial butt than I have.
For a brief cut fetishist like myself, it’s hard not to get hard trying them all on so I can make sure I look right both stiff and soft. Believe it or not, I occasionally will be soft once or twice that weekend. So I try to take breaks and cold showers in between fittings.
I just can’t help thinking about all the attention I’ll be getting (and giving!) while I’m out there sporting it, and all the dirty gay action that’s going to go down…
I spent the whole day today looking at all the dirty pics from IML my friends weren’t able to post on Facebook (they were all elbow-deep in someone at the time) and hearing all the dirty stories from my friends who were too busy “socializing” to take pics of their own. It was a lot to take in.
I’m feeling a little blue this morning. Get it?? Jon Shield is little…with a sexy blue tattoo…uhh, nevermind.
Actually I’m feeling pretty excited! Although I’m really not looking forward to the drive home, that was a crazy fun weekend, and I’ve got plenty to look forward to. A ton of great new music in the car and the number of a hot, smelly (woof!) muscle cub who wants me to fuck him the next time I come down.
Wow. Last night was full of a lot more debauchery than I thought it was going to be. Dark spaces packed with horny men in leather who grab every crotch going by. Guys fucking in every corner. And right in the middle of the circle jerk, for some reason my cock became the one everyone wanted to suck.
Worked for me!
Now for a relaxing afternoon at the beach. And a whole lot of coconut water…
Paddleboarding in Lauderdale this morning was super-awesome! Great weather, gorgeous views and hot guys everywhere, including some incredible mustaches, muscular blondes and olive-skinned men with big bulges in their trunks.